Fellow comedians paid tribute to the late George Carlin recently, and Time Magazine followed-up with its Top 10 George Carlin Quotes. So, in the spirit of Carlin remembrance, here is my favorite quote:
Religion has actually convinced people, there’s an invisible man! Living in the sky! Who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of Ten Thing He Does Not Want You To Do. And if you do any of these Ten Things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he’ll send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!
But he loves you!
The whole routine this was taken from is a riot and represents Carlin at his best.
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And he needs money! LOL. GC is amazing. Just amazing.
I love his take on voting and politics, too.. “Maybe it's not the politicians. Maybe it's the public”